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[knowsvinewhip]

Hello there! You have reached Hakkai.

Please leave me a message, and I shall attempt to get back to you. ^_^



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[kappastrophe]

Not a damn clue. Some lothario I turned out to be, huh?

[ He huffs, blowing a bit of hair out of his face. Unwilling to take his hands off of Hakkai long enough to push it away manually. ]

I mean obviously like -- we loved each other and trusted each other like best friends, yeah? I knew that part. But I've never done more than that before. Sex is easy, but I never read any of that off of you. Didn't know what to look for. Or that I should be.

[knowsvinewhip]

[Fine, then he'll brush some of that hair out of Gojyo's face.]

Well. I suppose I was hiding it better than I thought. Besides... like I'd said. I didn't want to make you feel crowded.

Or intruded on.

And - I'd say, reading my books aside, you're doing quite well at the moment.

[kappastrophe]

[ He closes his eyes, leaning into the touch. ]

Mm. And like I said, that's bullshit. You're where I want you.

[ His eyes open, grin widening again at the mention of the books. ]

And here you're always trying to get me to read more. Shame.

[knowsvinewhip]

Yes. So I am.

[He trails off, with a strand of hair still in hand... and then... tugs on it. Sharply.]

Not my books. If you don't mind.

[kappastrophe]

[ Gojyos eyes go briefly wide at the yank. An equally sharp hiss. But then, a wider grin. An ever so subtle hooding of his eyes. ]

And if I do?

[knowsvinewhip]

[Oh. Hm. What interesting information that is.]

[He arches an eyebrow, though, as if he didn't notice a thing.]

Then I'll have to find something more suitable for you to read. Classic literature, for example.

[aka: I will find the driest, dullest shit in the library and you'll read that.]

[kappastrophe]

[ Gojyos head lolls back on a pained groan. ]

Fiiine fine, I'll dig up my own porn. That's cruel, man.

[knowsvinewhip]

Good.

No more reading my books then?

[kappastrophe]

No more reading your books.

[ He presses a kiss to Hakkai's lips, soft and quick. ]

But if it has a porn cover I'm gonna tease the shit outta you.

[knowsvinewhip]

Thank you.

[He's going to throw them all out. All of them. But not before he huffs again.]

They do not have 'porn' covers.

[kappastrophe]

.. babe, I can see tits on at least one of these. That's a porn cover.

[ But wait. A thought. ]

Why don't you want me reading the rest of your books?

[knowsvinewhip]

What? No - where?

[He thought he'd been at least slightly selective!]

Because I don't want to have this discussion again, if you do find some other romance novel.

[kappastrophe]

You want me to go get it and show you? It's a total nip slip.

[ He snorts. ]

You have more porn? Here I thought I was the team perv.

[ He gives Hakkai an affectionate smile. ]

I think I'm proud. My guy's a secret lech.

[knowsvinewhip]

I have no memory of that cover. [No, seriously. This time it's not one of Hakkai's deflections. He doesn't remember picking that one up. Partly because "nip slips" don't sound interesting in the slightest, but he doesn't want to elaborate on that...]

As I told you, I picked them up when there was nothing else to read. You can keep your title.

[Why does his face feel hot?] I am no such thing.

[kappastrophe]

Relax, it's kinda cute. I ain't gonna tell your buddies about it.

[ He leans in so his mouth is close to Hakkai's ear. ]

I kinda like this side of you.

[knowsvinewhip]

[HAKKAI.EXE HAS STOPPED.]

... you. Like that I read. Romance novels?

[kappastrophe]

[ He doesn't move, but he huffs out a laugh. ]

Erotic ones. With redheads.

[knowsvinewhip]

... they can't all be redheads.

[How did he not notice this.]

[Did he notice? And just... put it out of his mind?]

[kappastrophe]

[ A deep chuckle. ]

Oh. They are. Every single volume. What a coincidence, hm?

[knowsvinewhip]

[Someone please 'yeet' him into the sun.]

What. An interesting coincidence. Yes.

How odd.

[I desire the floor to swallow me whole.]

[kappastrophe]

[ He kisses him right behind the ear. ]

Definitely nothing to do with me, right?

[knowsvinewhip]

[This is unfair. This is extremely unfair. He makes himself take a deep breath.]

You said you were packing? Where are the boxes?

[Why are you blushing.]

[kappastrophe]

[ He grins wide against the skin of his neck, warm from his flushed skin. ]

Why? Need a distraction from something?

[knowsvinewhip]

[Yes, yes he does.]

I need to make sure you packed the dishware properly.

[kappastrophe]

[ His mouth ghosts teasingly down Hakkai's neck. ]

Mm. We got time, don't we?