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Cho Hakkai // 豬八戒 ([personal profile] knowsvinewhip) wrote2031-09-07 07:56 pm
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Hello there! You have reached Hakkai.

Please leave me a message, and I shall attempt to get back to you. ^_^



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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-17 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ He sniffs the air. ]

What's that? Bullshit? You're usually better at it than this, babe.

[ He clears his throat, flipping the book open to a random page. ]

"'Her milky white breasts glistened as beads of sweat dripped down one pert nipple. Bret's turgid member throbbed at the sight. He wanted to own her, possess every inch of her supple body. The one she teased him with, unaware of how close she was to being devoured by the beast inside him. He gripped her fire red hair in one fist and--'"

[ Gojyo glanced back up at Hakkai, one eyebrow quirked up. ]

"I can try another page."
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-17 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Hear what? That you're a dirty, dirty man who reads dirty, dirty porn?

[ His long limbs come in handy -- he holds the book aloft with one hand, though he uses the other to wrap around Hakkai's waist. ]

When'd you get all these raunchy books, huh? Didn't know you had a taste for 'em.
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-17 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Why not? And doesn't that mean you were reading 'em in the first place?

[ Go ahead and try it. He knows you're still weak from not resting, so let this be a lesson in keeping your energy up. Besides, Gojyo's into it. ]

Learn anything?
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-17 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah?

[ He lowers his hand, but he still has one arm around his waist. He has to lean in and kiss one of his puffed out cheeks, because he's real fucking cute when he does that. ]

Dislike 'em so much you had to try a few out to make sure?
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-17 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ He lets him take the book, focusing on keeping that arm wrapped around Hakkai so he can't escape.

Not that there's anywhere to escape in this place. ]


Buddy, you've got like half a dozen of 'em over there. And no way you'd keep 'em in this shoebox you live in if you didn't want to.

[ His grin was Cheshire. ]

Noticed something else interesting about 'em all. Know what it could be?
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-17 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey, I read. It's just usually stuff like this. And magazines instead of books.

[ He gives Hakkai a generous wink before chuckling good naturedly. If Hakkai being prickly had been an issue for him they wouldn't be where they were now. So he ignored him entirely, leaning in to whisper by his ear. ]

They all got redheads on the cover. Even the ones about two dudes.
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-17 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ And Gojyo, a man fully fluent in Hakkai, knows. He'd know even if he wasn't by the look on Hakkai's face right now. ]

Mm. Just a coincidence then? And you got 'em for the trip through the mountains?
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-17 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
Cause I got a theory that maybe you had the hots for me before we landed in the Trench.

[His eyes twinkle, jaw feathering as he restrains a broader smile.]

Or you got a real bad redhead fetish.
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-18 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
You said you had pervy thoughts about me, but I figured that was just here. Didn't know you came in pre loaded.

[ Have another kiss. ]

Sorry. You can embarass me too if you want.
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-18 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Horny in advance? Revved up and ready to go? Hot anf bothered?

[ He's still grinning and you getting all huffy isn't helping. He has both hands on Hakkai's hips now. ]

C'mon, you know me better than anyone. Bet you can find something.
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-18 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ If it was possible to physically radiate joy, that's what Gojyo would be doing right now. He couldn't remember a time when he'd been this happy. Happy wasn't a large enough word -- it felt like he was so full it was bursting out the seams of him. Surely everyone else could see it too?

Is this what this felt like for everyone, all the time? It was better than any high he'd ever ridden.

He kisses the top of Hakkai's head.]

Yeah. Thanks.
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[personal profile] kappastrophe 2024-02-18 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I just...

[He looks up, blowing hair from his face absently, still smiling.]

This is like. The same, but more. I didn't think it could get better and then it did. Life don't usually drop happiness on us, you know?

[He looks back down, meeting Hakkai's eyes. Or, well. Eye.]

I dunno how to say it. I'm probably fucking it up. But this, and then you thought that about me even back then, it's like -- wow, you know?

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